r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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(originally litlpup / via jaces-mangoes)
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(originally thefinalriots / via doriteos)

"All I do is go around trying to forget the arena and you’ve brought it back to life. How do you remember these things so exactly?"
I see them every night,” he says.
I know what he means. Nightmares.

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(originally genuhsiis / via doriteos)

super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

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(originally aboosrou7ak / via that-kid-from-panem)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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(originally xx6emo6girl6xx / via doriteos)
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(originally incompetentantagonist / via geronimodragons)

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

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(originally outalee / via geronimodragons)

too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

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(originally breathingjobros / via thehollowball)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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(originally beyoncescock / via thehollowball)

waywardkati:

lfallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

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(originally ally0mazing / via theaadventureye)

areyouanerd:

occupymalfoysbed:

occupymalfoysbed:

J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.

My favorite thing about this text post is the number of people who reblogged and made comments thinking I had legitimate plans to assault a child like damn were you absent the day they went over sarcasm in school

I was

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(originally occupymalfoysbed / via hogwartskidsproblems)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

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(originally gamsee / via jaces-mangoes)
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