help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
"All I do is go around trying to forget the arena and you’ve brought it back to life. How do you remember these things so exactly?"
“I see them every night,” he says.
I know what he means. Nightmares.
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
pray for sam smith
I feel like this picture is so important
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
There can only be one logical explanation for this:
Voldemort has returned….
I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE
J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.
My favorite thing about this text post is the number of people who reblogged and made comments thinking I had legitimate plans to assault a child like damn were you absent the day they went over sarcasm in school
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days