help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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(originally litlpup / via jaces-mangoes)
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(originally thefinalriots / via doriteos)

"All I do is go around trying to forget the arena and you’ve brought it back to life. How do you remember these things so exactly?"
I see them every night,” he says.
I know what he means. Nightmares.

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You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

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Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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(originally xx6emo6girl6xx / via doriteos)
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pray for sam smith

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(originally outalee / via geronimodragons)


I feel like this picture is so important

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seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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(originally beyoncescock / via thehollowball)




There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….




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(originally ally0mazing / via theaadventureye)




J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.

My favorite thing about this text post is the number of people who reblogged and made comments thinking I had legitimate plans to assault a child like damn were you absent the day they went over sarcasm in school

I was

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(originally occupymalfoysbed / via hogwartskidsproblems)


this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid


do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

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(originally gamsee / via jaces-mangoes)
Hi im Carly and puns are my favorite thing ever.

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